Anti-anti-pokémon!!!!!!!!!!!!

After seeing the anti-anti-pokémon stuff on Mewtwofan's pokémon page, I decided that I had a lot to say on the anti-anti business too. So, here is my little rant to pokémon fans.

Well, through a bit of thinking, I found out that there are two types of pokémon fans. They are:

• The logical type: Those who counter pokémon haters' reasons for hating pokémon and laugh at people who say pokémon is satanic.
• The "cussing them out" type: They are the ones who attack anti-pokémon sites by sending the webmaster emails of "You suck!" and putting it in their guestbooks and message boards completely without giving any reasons or anything.

Here are tips for everyone who's on AAP business...

• Sarcasm is our best friend. The sarcastic person is the smart one. When you're sarcastic, you're automatically being smarter than the other person.
• When you're speaking to a pokémon hater, don't be honest. Don't say "You're an idiot", even if you think so. Don't swear at them, even if you feel that's what they deserve. Be poisonously polite. It works.
• Don't lose your temper. I've made that mistake. No matter how many times a pokémon hater repeats the F word at you, always remain as calm and sarcastic.
• Don't swear at them. They use it against us, saying we're immature and all that. You can't go around cussing in AP guestbooks and then saying pokémon haters are immature.
• DON'T HACK AP SITES!!!!! They have the rights to have their websites. We don't want them to hack our sites, do we? No. AAP's goal is not to remove all AP sites from the internet. Our goal is to defend when we are attacked by pokémon haters in our forums, our guestbooks and our email inbox. We want to have the last word, otherwise we are saying "OK, I don't know what to say against you, so I just won't say anything".
• Want to see perfect sarcasm? A pokémon hater came to Mewkitty's guestbook. She came, saying "Wow! I am honoured! Even pokémon haters come to my site!". That is sarcasm at its best. Follow her example.

  Now, that's about it for the pokémon fans. You can read the anti-anti-pokémon for haters section too if you want.

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