Pearl
Commenting on: 07-29-08

Meh, I'm actually not to fond of this one *cough* not a Diamond fan *cough* Though it looks okay, I'd still rather use Spectrum Style ^w^

[29/07/2008 15:29:06]

Greenumbreon

To pet a Regice, you need an extremely warm Antarctic-Winter suit with super-heated water running through it (something like an astronaught's suit). And then you need an oven big enough to fit Regice and yourself in. Turn the oven on MAXIMUM heat, then you can pet Regice safely.



And the Dialga style is awesome. But I'm gonna keep Minimal Dewgong on. :P



Breloom for the spammifier. Mmmm… mushrooms for dinner….

[29/07/2008 14:11:48]

Butterfree
Admin
Website: The Cave of Dragonflies
Commenting on: 07-29-08

Zomg. New style, everybody! :o

[29/07/2008 13:32:10]

Pikachu Goddess

Luxray, what's your website about? That way I might be able to help.



I don't mind Pokémon hentai. It doesn't really bother me much.

[29/07/2008 02:38:29]

YamiiDenryuu

Actually, Dittos might go through fission…. I mean, you can't get one by mating, so where would they come from? And the look like amoebas anyway. All blobbly and stuff.



But yea. Other than that….

[28/07/2008 21:45:27]

Lucy
Website: Genetic-Anomaly
Commenting on: 07-25-08

Okay, so…I'm new to this site, there are several things I have to say. First of all, I love-love-love it. Thanks so much, Butterfree, for your perfectly-named sprite downloads. (I was wondering if you had the icons, or knew where I can get them? The only good place I know is Pe2k, and for some reason parental controls won't let me in.)



Two, I never read the fan theories, but for you people being angry about them being taken down, Butterfree didn't even necessarily have to put a poll. She could have just taken them down. So at least she gave people the option, even though it was technically her choice in the first place!



Third…without genitals, how would Pokemon reproduce? Honestly. They don't go through binary fission and just split, and hey, there's another! So don't be so immature about the discussion.

[28/07/2008 18:56:49]

Luxray Village HQ
Website: Luxray Village

thanks, greenumbreon. Btw, how can you pet a Regice? With a glove?

[28/07/2008 15:40:55]

Greenumbreon

The only reason nobody's ever seen a pokemon lay an egg is that the only place they ever actually lay eggs is in a secluded den in the wild (if the pokemon is wild), or (if the pokemon has been caught) all the 'Day-Care' people are near blind and completely brain-dead.



Ooh, Luxray Village! Make an article about how great green umbreons are! Or you could write an article about how the pokemon in the legendary trio in GSC are obviously FISH.

And don't forget to add a guestbook! A page with all the sprites you made, or one telling the secret on how to pet Regice without your hand having to be amputated afterward due to extreme frostbite! And a page about the benefits of using live mice instead of those plastic ones for you computer! And why cube shaped watermelons are great!



Suicune for the spammifier.

[28/07/2008 13:57:47]

Luxray Village HQ
Website: Luxray Village

K. So this is really random. I'm in the middle of making a website called Luxray Village. Does anyone have any ideas?

[28/07/2008 11:40:45]

EvilPenguin
Commenting on: 07-25-08

*does not appreciate being called a sick fuck* *whistles nonchalantly *

[28/07/2008 01:32:51]

EvilPenguin

Yay, new theory :) You should add a bit about why certain pokemon evolve based on gender though (for Instance, why female Burmy become Wormadam while males become Mothim, or why only female snorunt become froslass, etc.)

[28/07/2008 01:17:56]

Butterfree
Admin
Website: The Cave of Dragonflies
Commenting on: 07-25-08

I'm sorry, but I really can't see what is so terribly wrong with assuming that Pokémon reproduce sexually for the purposes of theorizing about their genetics, particularly since we do know that two sexes exist (why would they otherwise?).



You know nothing about whether Pokémon have genitals. It is quite an obvious fact that if they have genitals, they would not be drawn on in the official art, so saying you can't see them there proves nothing. You're welcome to just think of Pokémon as reproducing through some mystical phenomenon or whatever if you feel like it, but the thing is that that view isn't very open to intelligent theorizing about anything. Since I'm creating a theory to begin with, I must assume they reproduce by some sensible and scientifically explainable means.



(Also, I know a lot of nice people who look at Pokémon hentai who would not appreciate being called sick fucks.)

[28/07/2008 01:09:53]

combee
Commenting on: 07-25-08

Pokémon don't have genitals. In fact, nobody has ever seen a pokémon lay an egg, so you can also assume that nobody has seen pokémon having sex. Therefore, the purpose of genders is unknown, ja? Whilst pokémon can breed, nobody knows how. Unless you look at pokémon hentai, you sick fuck.

[27/07/2008 22:32:16]

YamiiDenryuu

Typhloise…. I couldn't make any sense out of that :D But anyway….



I see Dittos reproducing in similar fashion to amoebas. Like, growing huge and dividing into more Dittos.

[27/07/2008 15:46:48]

Typhloise

Porygon were probably programed with the same cells as other Pokemon



My theory on Ditto is that, when a Pokemon in the wild breeds, it has a small chance of producing a molecularly unstable Pokemon. Just as there is a small chance of a child having autism. The Pokemon being molecularly unstable, it assumes the shape of a "blob". It's DNA is unstable, so it can mold it to any shape or form, preferably another species of Pokemon. Almost how if you put water in a cup, it will go into a cylindrical shape (providing your cup is cylindrical).



I read a lot, don't I?

[27/07/2008 13:47:25]

Pikachu Goddess

Wow. I could read through the whole theory and understand everything said. You did a good job, Butterfree. Well done.



Maybe the Porygon were programmed to have cells very similar to a Pokémon so that they could breed. By the way, don't they have no gender?



Speaking of genders, do the spammifier Pokémon have male or female sprites? (Except for the just male/female ones, of course.)

[27/07/2008 03:35:28]

Greenumbreon

That theory was compliated, but made sense.



How do porygon breed? They're just computer programming but can reproduce with 'real' pokemon. Like nosepass. Or snorunt!

And where do all the dittos come from? If they can only breed with other species…

[27/07/2008 01:05:14]

Butterfree
Admin
Website: The Cave of Dragonflies
Commenting on: 07-25-08

I don't really see physical gender differences as being anything worth explaining specifically, to be honest. We already know how the sex is determined; the physical gender differences are just part of what the ruling sex strands do, just like the formation of genitals would be.



And why would more options to keep them up be needed? o_O If you want to keep them, having one option to express that will work just as well as having multiple options.

[27/07/2008 00:57:18]

ArtificialFlavour
Commenting on: 07-25-08

It doesn't explain physical gender differences, which would be nice.



How come there weren't more options to keep them up?

[27/07/2008 00:53:00]

Kahlen
Commenting on: 07-25-08

I think the new theory is really interesting(though I had to read it again to understand it more fully). Good job^.^



Also, I agree that it's better to take down the old theories.

[26/07/2008 20:45:29]