ATTACK OF THE KILLER CATERPIES CHAPTER 3
The Final Chapter
Pikachu: Really creative title.
Oh go jump off a cliff.
Pikachu: Oh yeah? I’ll beat you up so bad you’ll look like John Kerry! (Don’t kill me Democrats)
Random Guy: Hey! I kill you! (Rushes at pikachu but falls)
Wild Narrator appeared!
Pikachu: You look like an Absol/ Human!
Shut up.
Pikachu used Thunder Shock.
Pikachu: Darn right I did!
Wild Narrator used Sky Attack!
Espeon: You need to charge for that-
Shut up.
Pikachu fainted.
Pikachu: Yeah, I did. (X__X)
Espeon: Lets just get a secret weapon. To Cinnabar Island!
At Cinnabar Island...
Latios Baby: Hey look! It’s rebuilt!
Espeon: I’ll summon Mewtwo. (Holds out onion)
Mewtwo: (appears in a flash of light) Must.... destroy.... onion!
Espeon: Mr. Mewtwo, will you join us in a fight against evil Caterpies?
Mewtwo: Caterpies? Ha! I could- (gets mobbed by Caterpies) Agh! Get ‘em off me!
Latias Baby: Sure! (Destroys Caterpies)
Latios Baby: Sister! We are reunited!
Pikachu: (regains consciousness) Huh? Is that insane narrator gone?
Do you want help to killing the aliens or what?
Pikachu: Sorry. Please help us, sir.
The internet is the future...
Espeon: So we need to find a warrior on the internet!
At a computer room.....
Pidgey: So were do we go?
Pikachu: Ooh! The Cave of Dragonflies!
Espeon: Suta-Raito?
Pidgey: Lets use The Cave of Dragonflies. Vilhjalmur-
Pikachu: That’s not the URL anymore!
Latias Baby: Mew Hangout!
Pikachu: DRAGONFLYCAVE.COM!
Pidgey: SHUT UP YOU #@*^%@!!
Pikachu: Lets use a sprite of Rayquaza with three heads!
Espeon: Sure, but we need to read the Terms of Use before using it.
Pikachu: But it doesn’t say anything about combating Psycho Caterpies! And we sure don’t want Butterfree to go into "Destroy all art thieves" mode.
Espeon: Well... just send it into our world.
Pikachu plugs in cable and a Rayquaza Hydra appears.
Latios Baby: You gotta love the internet!
Wild Caterpie Alien Army appeared!
Rayquaza used Hyper Bam!
Wild Caterpie Alien Army used Scyther!
Pikachu: Well, I’m glad they didn’t use-
Wild Caterpie Alien Army used Mewtwo!
Pikachu: @^%#!!!!! Hey, that was our turn!
Espeon: You moron! Our Rayquaza Hydra is already K-Oed!
Latios Baby: I wish my daddy was here. (begins singing)
Espeon: This is no time to sing!
Latios appears.
Espeon: But how? Of course! Jirachi, the wish maker!
Latios used Ice Beam!
Wild Caterpie Alien Army was frozen solid!
Pikachu: YAY!!!! (The ice shatters) Why me?!?
Espeon: Because you can’t shut up!
Pikachu: Oh yeah? If I wasn’t so concerned about the US elections, I’d cream you!
Espeon: You’re not a citizen of the US! We live in Johto! Except for the Latis, who are from Hoenn.
Wild Caterpie Alien Army used Hyper Beam!
Latios used Wish!
Latios is evolving!
Pikachu: I didn’t know wish did THAT.
Latios evolved into Jiratios!
Espeon: A Jirachi/ Latios hybrid, eh? Interesting...
Jiratios: Prepare to be blasted by my secret move only I know. Golden Beam!
Jiratios used Golden Beam!
Caterpie Alien Army is evolving!
Pikachu: Are evolving, right?
Its hard being grammatically correct when aliens invade! Oh yeah- Caterpie Alien Army evolved into one big Metapod!
Jiratios: Now to send this Metapod where it will do no harm.... The planet of Wurmples! ( blasts Metapod into space)
THE END!!