Natty Silly Stories Corporation thingy is proud to present...
-------------------------------Team Maddness!-----------------------------------
Nat's Nuttiest Fanfic EVER!
Author: Mew13
Email: madasanat@hotmail.com
Insanity Level: Well, it's more than 99.9%...
Author's notes: I got the idea for Team Maddness when I was in my 'Copy-a-song-from-da- net-and-change-it' mode. I got TR's motto and changed it so E.M Mew13, Missingno, Eclipse and Pichufluffball were singing it. Well, here's Team Maddness's fanfic!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. Pichufluffball was Mist's idea. Meep!
Notes will be in ~s
~Wow! a note already! Umm, I'm Nat in this story, to keep anyone from being confused...~
~It's not easy when there's a Mew with the same name as you.~
Mew13: I'm booooooooooored.
Pichufluffball: Ditto.
Mew13: NOT ANOTHER STUPID DITTO! THAT'S THE FIFTH NE THIS SUMMER! *starts whacking Pichufluffball*
Eclipse: That's Pichufluffball, Mew13.
Mew13: *stops whacking* Oops...
Pichufluffball: *glares at Mew13 evilly and stands up. Then he shocks Mew13 with all the energy he's accumulated* PICHUUUUUU!
Mew13: *frazzled*
*Nat suddenly appears*
Missingno: I think your going a bit O.T.T on the Teleportation, Nat.
Nat: That's the point. Now guys, have you thought of something for us to do?
Mew13: *still frazzled*
Pichufluffball: I..can't...reach...the...remote... *tries to snatch TV control, but he's got so much fluff he can't reach. Isn't he cute and cuddly?!*
Missingno: *now playing Sapphire on the Emulator. Little does he know, that's Mist's file...*
Wow! I never knew you get to start with a Swampert, Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno! And why am I at Littleroot? Surly I get my starters at the lab?
Mist: *suddenly appears* HI MEW13!
Nat: HI MIST! Uhh, call me Nat in this fic please.
Mist: Okay. I'm gonna play Sapphire. *walks over and pushes Missingno out of the seat. Then she sees her file has been messed up cos Missingno was playing it*
Missingno: *getting whacked by Mist's sledgehammer*
Mist: YOU EVIL LITTLE... WAIT TILL I GET MY STEELIX-ON-A-STICK(tm)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nat: *passes Mist her Steelix-On-A-Stick (tm)* Whack away...
Mist: *continues hitting Missingno*
Nat: *goes over to computer to Reset the game so it won't be all glitchy*
ONE DAY LATER!
Nat: BREAKFAST TIME! *throws (litarlly) food to everyone else*
Mew13: YUCK! *scrambled egg splats on her head* EEEW!
Nat: I thought you had the exact same personality as me Mew13, you should be saying something like "Mmm... egg..."*eats egg* and then trying to get rid of your dandruff!!!
Mew13: Nat, just cos you have the worst case of dandruff EVER doesn't mean I have 'druff.
Eclipse: *pleading everyone suddenly* PLEASE! Can I keep the cape?!
Mew13: Yeah, sure, whatever...
Eclipse: Yay! *starts running arround like the maniac he is*
Nat: *eats ALL da bacon and sausages*
Mew13: I hate you Nat.
Nat: I know you do.
*doorbell rings*
Pichufluffball: How can there be a door bell if our Secret Base is in a tree on route 111?
Mew13: Don't need to anounce it to the world, Pichufluffball.
Nat: FIIIIIIIIIIINE! I'll get the door!!
Mist: *smirking* I thought we had a door already?
Nat: *glares at Mist, the look saying "If you don't shut up I'm gonna kick your butt"*
Mist: *shuts up*
*door opening sound*
Nat: Hewo...? *gets trampled by an Aggron* ARRRRGH! AN AGGRON! PLEASE TELL ME MY CUTE LITTLE ARON HASN'T EVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!
*Aron suddenly comes out of his Premier ball*
Aron: Aron arr!
Nat: *de-squishes herself and hugs Aron* YAY! YOU HAVEN'T EVOLVED! *hugs him some more* *a Raichu runs in and steps on Nat's face*
Nat: Owie.
*then Dr Rocket (from my last fic) walks in*
Dr Rocket: Muhahhahaaaaaaaaa!!!
Aggron: Prepare for Trouble.... To infect the world with evil Pokemon!
Raichu: To bite all peoples within every nation!
Aggron: To denounce the evils of Tr's Pokemon,
Raichu: To extend our evil to the stars above!
Aggron: Aggron!
Raichu: Raichu!
Aggron: Team Rocket, destroying Earth all day and night!
Raichu: Surrender to us now now or you'll surely lose the fight!
Dr Rocket: Dr Rocket, that's right! *muhahaha!*
Mew13: Whatta weirdo.
Pic! hufluffball: You're telling me.
Missingno: *recovers from the beating at last* Hey, aren't they the guys from our big song thing when we got in a weird mood and started singing Team Maddness?
Eclipse: Why don't we make it into a real team?
Everybody: YEAH!
Raichu: Are you gonna fight us or what?!
Mist: We sure are!
Nat: Go guys!
Mist: Prepare for maddness!
Nat: And make it double maddness!
Mew13: To protect the world from total boredom,
Missingno: To dement all people's within our maddness!
Eclipse: ..........................
Mew13: To show the fun of insanity and craze!
Missingno: To extend our nuttiness to the weirdos above!
Eclipse: ...........................
Mew13: MEW13!
Missingno: MISSINGNO!
Eclipse: ...........................
Mew13: Talk why doncha!!!
Eclipse: ................ Eclipse.
Mew13: Team Maddness, blast off at the speed of light!
Missingno: have fun now, or prepare to fight!
Pichu! fluffball: Pichu that's right!
Nat: YAY! WE REMEMBERED IT!
Mist: Uh, you only had one line.
Nat: So did you!
*Raichu and Aggron attack*
Raichu: *Thunders everyone*
Everybody: OH NO!
*Pichufluffball jumps in to absorb the electricity*
*Mist hugs Pichufluffball for saving everyone but gets zapped*
Pichufluffball: Sorry...
Mist: It's ok.
~Mist is a very tough person in stories, as is I.~
Aggron: *uses Rock Tomb on everyone* *rocks start tumbling from the ceiling*
Everyone: OH NO!
Aron: Aron Aron! Arr! *uses his own Rock Tomb to counter*
Nat: YAY! *hugs Aron but gets crushed by the rocks still falling*
Aron: Aro... (sorry...)
Nat: It's ok.
Aggron: AGGRON! *Hyper Beams everyone*
Nat: Owie! How come I'm the only one getting hurt in this fic anyway?!
Raichu: Arrgh! What's that?! *gets trampled by three Pokemon*
Mist: Ohh, it's a Charmealeon and a Wartortle and an Ivysaur... oops, shouldn't have said that...
Nat: Ivys! aur? MINE! *chucks Pokeballs at the Ivysaur but nothing happens* Darn.
Mist: You're using your Pokemon's own Pokeballs!!!!
*Ed, Chiky, Nidoking, Kyuuby (my Cubone) and Otis da Mudkip appear*
~In this story, me and Mist can carry any number of Pokeballs cos we rule and stuff. I only threw 5 Pokeballs though~
Ed: Meeeeew!!!! What happened to my glasses?!
Nidoking: I never knew you had bad eyesight.
Ed: I DON'T! It's those ones from the opticians that don't have any lenses in!!!!
Chiky: YOU IS A THEIF! YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!!!!! *Razor leafs Ed*
Ed: *fainted*
Ivysaur: Ivy ivysaur! (SOLAR BEAM TIME!!!!!)
Charmeleon: Chaaar! *uses Surf ~all shall be revealed...~ on Aggron and Raichu*
Raichu: *short circuits and faints*
Mew13: YOU! RAICHU! OUTTA THE SECRET BASE! *focuses and uses Evil Lightning Blast on Raichu*
Raichu: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *little star in da distance*
Missingno: Let me help! *charges Sky attack* *uses it on Aggron*
Aggron: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *little star in da distance*
Eclipse: Now! Dr Rocket!!
Dr Rocket: Ahh, but you will not escape alive!!!!! *drinks a potion and begins to transform*
Pichufluffball: What da heck?!
*Dr Rocket is still transforming*
TEN HOURS LATER!
Dr Rocket is STILL transforming, Nat is arm wrestling Mew13, Missingno is trying to see if the Missingno glitch is on Green, Pichufluffball is hugging all the cute Pokemon dolls that Nat bought yesterday, Mist is getting ready to hammer Missingno with her Steelix-on-a-stick (tm), Eclipse is telling the tale of when he was evil to Wartortle, Ivysaur and Charmeleon, Charmeleon is telling Eclipse about how he learned Surf and when HE went evil (not a virus...) and the other Pokemon are helping Ed look for his glasses. After Ed puts on his glasses, a full moon rises and they hear a howl.
Mew13: It's probably just that Mightyena that almost ate Pichufluffball from our last story.
Pichufluffball: THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT!!
*everybody hear a howl from in da room*
Everyone: AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dr Rocket: BWAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA! YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO GULLIBLE!!!!!!!! *does a high five with Eclipse*
Eclipse: THAT WAS ME! Oh for crying out loud, can't you tell the difference between a fox howl and a wolf howl?!
Mew13: WHAT?! *charges Evil Lightning Blast*
Nat: *turns into Ho-oh*
Mist: *grabs Steelix-on-a-stick and turns into Moltres*
Missingno: *charges Sky Attack*
Pichufluffball: *charges TONS of electricity*
*everybody else tackles Eclipse and Dr Rocket da insane Kangaskhan*
*they fly up in da air*
*everybody releses attacks*
Everybody except Mew13: ARRRGH! MY EYES! I'M BLIND! *eyes still shut*
~Evil Lightning blast is REALLY bright~
Mew13: Everybody, op! en your eyes.
*everybody opens eyes*
Everybody: YAY! I CAN SEE!
*everybody starts pounding the Pokemon who scared them*
Eclipse: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!
*Dr Rocket flies outta the window*
Everybody except Eclipse: YAY!!!!!!!
Nat: Well, lets go do something fun!
Everybody: Yay!
Eclipse: *gets Nat to heal him, since she's still a Ho-oh and has cool powers and stuff*
Nat: *turns back to normal*
Mist: *singes furniture by accident*
Nat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*Mist pounds out da fire with her Steelix-on-a-stick*
Mist: Hey you forgot to put a trademark!!
Nat: So I'm forgetful. Sue me.
*everybody is suddenly in court*
Nat: WHAAAAAAAAT?!
Fudge Kat: Would the convicted person thingy please step up to the... thingy.
~Fudge Kat means Judge Nat. It's a silly thing me and my "evil" friend Spoink did in Primary school for fun~
Nat: I don't know what half of that means but okay! Hey! I'm Fudge Kat! How can I be in two places at once?!
Fudge Kat: SHUT UP! AND DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF DA STRANGE FANFIC!!!!!!!!!
Nat: Okie. Uhh, who's my lawyer and my witnesseseseses?
Fudge Kat: You is also getting charged for putting in to many eseses etc.
Nat: Darn.
Mew13: I'm scared of lawyers...
Pichufluffball: *eats da crackers*
Missingno: *chewing a piece of popcorn*
Nat: This ain't da cinemas.
Everbody else is doing something stupid.
Eclipse: OOH! OOH! I'LL BE DA LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wait I won't.
Nat: Okay you da witnesses.
*Spoink suddenly appears*
Nat: SPOINK! Will you be my lawyer?
Spoink: Okay sure.
Mew13: ARRRGH! LAWYER! *attacks Spoink*
Spoink: *gets angry* ARRRRGH!!!!!!!! *uses Psychic on Mew13*
Mew13: *faints*
Fudge Kat: BWAHAHAHA this is so darn funny.
Ivysaur: Ivy saur! (I know!)
Fudge Kat: Okie down to buisness. YOU, Nat, have been charged with *checks sheet* NOT PUTTING A TRADEMARK IN!!!!!! AND OVERUSING SESESES IN AN! ATTEMP TO PUT SILLIENESS INTO DA COURT!!!!!!!!!!! *bangs wittle hammer thing*
Nat: What does that mean? Am I gonna be put in prison?
Fudge Kat: No I'm ordering cheeseburgers for everyone!
Everyone: YAY!
Ten minutes later, Fudge Kat is chomping a burger and fries while reading out a list of charges. Nobody is listening cos they're all listening to Together Forever on Fudge Kat's 'puter. Eventually, Fudge Kat gets bored and goes over by da 'puter.
After everybody has listened to Together Forever 50 times (Mew13 was keeping track) Nat secretly switches the tape and it starts playing We're Maddos Forever. Everybody starts dancing maddly and being weird and all sorta of mad stuff.
It stops cos Missingno got too near to it and it went all glitchy and stuff. Everybody started hitting Missingno. Fudge Kat let Nat off with a warning and put Missingno in jail. Everyone went back to da secret base on route 111 and Ivysaur, Charmeleon and Wartortle went back to their forest thingy. Mist Teleported to where ever her secret base is and the other Pokemon went off to where ever their secret base is. Nat teleported to jail and Missingno WAS GONE! DUN DUN DUUN!
When Nat went back to da secret base, Missingno was playing Sapphire and it was seriously corrupted. Nat shoved Missingno off and sorted da file. Then she booted Missingno off and he got angry. Then Missingno started glowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then Nat overused the exclamation marks and was charged 3 Pokecredits!!!!!!
When Missingno was done glowing he has Moltres's body and head and Lugia's ridges and eye mask thingys and Zapdos's tail feathers and legs and Articuno's fluffy bit on da chest and Ho-oh's wings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Nat gets charged for overusing the exclamtion marks again! And it said if she oversuses them again she'll get charged 100 CREDITS!
OH NO???????????????????????????????????! Nat didn't get charged for da question marks cos Fudge Kat was out of lined paper
so she drew on the white paper and stuff. Anyway! Missingno had evolved into Missingyes!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! (oh no!) Nat got charged again
cos Fudge Kat sent an email this time.
~the following battle will be in Pokemon battle form!~
---Congratulatios! Your MISSINGNO evolved into MISSINGYES!
Nat: He's not my Missingno.
---What? NAT is transforming!
---Congratulations! Your NAT transformed into G-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nat: I'm nobody's Nat!
---NAT was charged for overusing EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!
---NAT was charged again!
Nat: If they keep charging me I'm gonna be outta money!!!!!
---MISSINGYES is glowing!
Nat: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---NAT was charged again!
Nat: Right that's it!!!! I'm booooored!
---NAT is bored!
---NAT used BORED!
---APLANKOFWOOD appears!
---APLANKOFWOOD squishes MISSINGYES!
Missingyes: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---NAT was charged yet again!!
Nat: *growl*
---NAT used HYPER BEAM!
---FUDGE KAT fainted!
---MISSINGYES fainted!
~Pokebattle thingy off~
Nat: *turns back to normal* YAY! NOW BE A MISSINGNO AGAIN OR FEEL DA WRATH OF FUDGE KAT WHO IS ALL limp and soggy...
Otis, did you spray Fudge Kat with your Hydro Pump?
Otis: Mud kip! (Sure did!) *grins*
Nat: Darn. SPOINK! GET OVER HERE!
Spoink: HELLO! Muhahaha! I'm gonna go and do something EVIL!
Nat: Okie.
*Missingyes turns back into Missingno*
Everybody has fun. Missingno goes home after Spoink boots him ten miles. Spoink goes home after Nat gives her a donut for no reason. Then Spacey Acey (yet another of my best friends: I have lots!) comes and gives Aron a Donut for no reason. Then Aron gives Nat a donut for no reason. Then suddenly the donuts come to life and ATTACK! Spacey Acey slaps 'em and they become limp and soggy like Fudge Kat cos Otis sprayed them with Hydro Pump again. Then Nat ate ALL da donuts and went all puffy.
Spacey Acey poked her with a pin and Nat started flying arround like a Quilfish that's been pranged. When she was finished being Quilfishy, Spacey Acey said bye and went to her Secret Base thingy. Then Nat fell asleep on da floor because it was such a busy day.
DA NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!
The next morning, Nat was charged for overusing exclamtion marks in da title thingy above. Nat didn't have any money left so Spyro the Dragon came along and charged Nat into da flaming pit of DOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! Nat wasn't charged that time cos it's sopposed to have a zillion !!s. After Nat got out she said hi to Spyro and stuff. Then Spyro went back to his world, where-ever it is. Then everybody came over except Spoink.
Spacey: Hey can I have some smoked sausages?
Nat: Yeah sure.
Mew13: Where's da Spoink?
Eclipse: Don't know. Didn't she say she was gonna be doing something evil?
Pichufluffball: Who cares?! Lets eat! *eats all da food in sight, including Spacey and Nat's food!!* *puffs to three times his
normal size*
~It appears that when Pichufluffball eats, his fur gets thicker.~
*Everybody hits Pichufluffball for eating their food*
*DOORBELL RINGS!*
Nat: I'll get it!
*gets da door*
Nat: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Spyro the Dragon comes along again and charges her into the icy pit of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Nat: Owwwwww cold... YAY! IT'S CHARIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spacey: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Nat is charged into da zappy pit of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!**Twice!*
Charizard: Hi guys! Nat, long time no se! e!!!!
~Charizard is YET ANOTHER of my best friends who had to move away but we still talk on da phone and she comes to visit almost every summer!~
*Spoink suddenly appears*
Charizard: So THIS is Spoink!
Spoink: Yes... and I'm gonna cast stupid, POINTLESS spells on ya like in Eevee Oak's fic on Mew's hangout!!!
Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Nat tried not to overuse da !!s again as her butt hurt considerably*
Spoink turned to Nat.
Spoink: YOU WILL BE JOINED BY THE EAR TO MEW13!!!
Nat and Mew13: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Spoink turned to Pichufluffball.
Spoink: YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SQUISHED BY APLANKOFWOOD!!!!
Pichufluffball: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Spoink turned to Spyro.
Spoink: YOU WILL BE A PINK DRAGON!!!!
Spyro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoink turned to Spacey
Spoink: YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO TALK!!!!!
Spacey: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoink turned to Eclipse
Spoink: YOU WILL BE AN EVIL UMBREON THAT WANTS TO EAT OTHERS!
Eclipse: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoink turned to Missingno
Spoink: YOU WILL BE A MISSINGMAYBE!
Charizard: HEY! I made that up!
Spoink glared at Charizard.
Spoink: YOU WILL ALWAYS SING THE POKERAP!!!!
Charizard: Um, NOOOO???
Suddenly, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails (Sonic's friend) and Blackwargreymon appeared!
Spoink got a look that said "Ohh, more! victems!"
Spoink: YOU THREE SHALL SWAP BODIES!!
Sonic, Tails and Blackwargreymon: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoink said a few silly words and realised she hadn't done anything to Mist.
Spoink: YOU SHALL BE A SHEDINJA!!!!!
Mist: NOOOOOOO!!!
~Mist didn't want to be a lifeless(?) shell that only has 1HP~
Spoink contiued saying silly words.
Suddenly, Nat's ear was superglued to Mew13's, Aplankofwood apeared and started battering Pichufluffball, Spyro turned pink ~NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! OH YA POOR THING SPYRO!!!!!~, Spacey tried to say something but her mouth slammed shut, Eclipse got an evil look on his fave and looked for things to eat, Missingno evolved into Missingyes and then Missingmaybe, Charizard started saying "I want to be the best, there ever was. To beat all da rest yeah that's my cause! Electrode Digglet Nidoran Mankey...",
Sonic switched bodies with Blackwargreymon, Blackwargreymon with Tails, and Tails with Sonic, ~OH NO!~ AND MIST TURNED INTO A SHEDINJA!!!!! Then Fudge Kat mysteriously appeared and she had her fingers stuck up her nose as result of Spoink's spells.
Mew13: THIS IS SO STUPID!! I'M STUCK TO A HUMAN!!!!!!
Eclipse is chewing on something that looks suspicially like Missingmaybe.
Mist: Need... to... find... Spoink... doom... on... her...
Charizard: Charmeleon... Wartortle... Mewtwo... Teantacreul Aerodactyl!
Pichufluffball: HELP ME!!!!
Spyro: We need to find Spoink.
AND THEY ALL WALKED OFF CHANTING DOOM ON SPOINK DOOM ON SPOINK!
Then Charizard turned into her Charizard form and Fireblasted Mist for no reason.
Mist fainted cos she was weak to Fire and only had one HP.
Spacey wanted to chant but the spell wouldn't let her! Mew13 thought that was unfair.
Missingmaybe only had half of his body and Eclipse was chewing the other half.
After ages of waling, they came to a biiiiig castle.
Sonic was still Blackwargreymon.
Sonic: Maybe she's in there.
Everyone else: WELL DUH! SHE IS EVIL!
Sonic leapt up in da air and fired a Terra Destroyer at everyone (he's still Blackwargreymon remember?)
Everyone: Ow...
Pichufluffball got angry and grabbed Aplankofwood and battered da door to da castle. It opened.
Suddenly, Sonic, Tails and Blackwargreymon were captured.
Tails: HELP ME!
Tails tried to fly away but he couldn't cos he no longer had two tails. Blackwargreymon got away cos he had two tails now.
Sonic got away cos Blackwargreymon's body can fly.
TAILS WAS DRAGGED AWAY!
Nat was upset cos she likes foxes, especially flying ones.
~Except in this case today Tails was a blue hedgehog~
They all went in to rescue Tails and save da world and stuff.
Spoink: MUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! SO YOU CAME! FEEL MY WRATH!
But before Spoink could do other stupid things, Spacey had made Missingmaybe selfdestruct cos she's so cool and stuff.
Spacey: (can't talk but she's thinking) DO I RULE OR WHAT?!
Nat: Hey that's my phrase.
Spyro: ATTACK!
Nat and Mew13 attacked Spoink with a banana. Fudge Kat sat arround being judgy. Pichufluffball shocked Spoink. Eclipse attemted to chomp on Spoink. Missingmaybe was ressurected by a Ho-oh flying by and Hyperbeamed Spoink. Sonic attacked Spoink with Terra destroyer and Blackwargreymon head-butted Spoink. Spyro flamed Spoink. Tails escaped and spiked Spoink. Charizard drove Spoink nuts by repeating the Pokerap over and over. Mist used a Shadow Ball on Spoink but that didn't work cos she was a Psychic/Dark type or something even though she was a human so Mist Fury cuttered Spoink and it was super effective. Spacey whacked Spoink with Mist's Steelix-on-a-stick (tm) and opened up a dimensional time-portal that let people from other countries come from. Lance from da E4 started hitting Spoink with a Dragonair and another person came outta da portal. It was Goku from DBZ! Charizard, Nat, Mew13, Pichufluffball, Mist and Missingmaybe cheered! Goku blasted Spoink away BUT ACCIDENTALLY BLEW UP DA EARTH! OH NO!!
Missingmaybe used special powers so they could breathe in space. They decided to go to planet Namek to ask da Namekians if they could use da Dragonballs.
After VERY long time of flying through space, they came to panet Namek and asked the leader if they could borrow the Dragonballs.
The Namek dude said Yah and everyone had forgotten how to summon da Dragon. Oh no! Then a little Namekian dude stepped up and summoned Porunga (that's a Dragon) but instead of Porunga a Rayquaza appeared. Eclipse still chewed Missingmaybe and Spoink was saying diabolical thingys. Goku asked Rayquaza is they could bring Earth back and stop the other guys acting so weird. But he forgot he had a third wish and he could use it to stop Spoink being evil but he didn't cos he's as thick as Nat and fogot like Nat.
Nat's ear disconected from Mew13's and everybody went back to normal EXCEPT Spoink cos she's was different.
Spoink: YOU! GOKU! YOU SHALLL HAVE HAIR LIKE NAT'S MUM'S!
Goku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*takes deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nat is charged into a pit of evil Nat-eating plants.
Three seconds later, Goku's hair is pink-red, blonde and brown.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mew13: We have to summon that Rayquaza thingy again!
So they summon Rayquaza but they only have one wish left.
Pichufluffball: Who is we gonna do?
Vegeta (another DBZ character) appears.
Vegeta laffs at Goku's hair and Goku doesn't respond cos he's so thick like Nat.
Spoink suddenly jumps in.
Spoink: I WISH FOR IMORTALITY!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nat is charged into a pit of Darkness and doesn't realise there is spikes at da bottom.
Missingno Sky Attacks Spoink. Yay!
They wish for Spoink to be not-corupted but still "Evil".
Rayquaza: Your wish has been granted-
Mew13: ya ya ya we know da rest.
Rayquaza dissapears.
They say bye to da Namekians and Missingno puts an air bubble arround everyone. Spoink is talking to Nat and Spacey. Goku is sulking about having hair like Nat's mum's. Vegeta is sulking cos he's bored.
Vegeta: Me wanna fight! Me wanna fight!
Spacey: That's something I'd expect from you, Nat.
Nat: That is really something I wanted to do.
They all arrive back at earth.
They nab da earth Dragonballs and summon Shenron. But a Dragonair pops out.
Dragonair: Make it snappy. I got a manicure in an hour.
Pichufluffball: But you don't have nails or claws!
Dragonair evolves into Dragonite.
Sonic: Ooooookaaaaay...
Blackwargreymon: Just sort out Goku's hair so I can go terrorise stuff!!
Dragonite: Your wish has been granted.
Goku's hair changed back to black and spiky.
Goku rejoiced and ran arround like the crazy lunatic Nat was sopposed to be.
Everybody joined in and were very silly. Fudge Kat ran with her figers up her nose cos she was strange.
Everybody went home. Nat listened to We're maddos Forever for no reason and Aron came and shoved a blob of jelly up her nose.
Nat ! go angry and got da Solar Sword.
~I LIKE swords!~
Aron was scared cos he was weak to fire and the Solar Sword was shooting out sunbeams. Everybody went doo-lally (even though they already were) and danced to da WNRA
~Weird Nutters Rule Accosiation~
and were silly.
Nat: W! *makes a W shape with her arms*
Spoink: N! *makes a N shaped streak in mid air with her Psychic pwers*
Spacey: R! *makes an R with an ant's spleen.
Everyone else: A! *all form a giant A on da ground!*
Spyro wants to join in with it but can't cos he's a quadruped.
Everyone goes home (for good) and Nat is left in peace. She is bright and active one minute and on da floor da next cos Mist sneaked up on her and battered Nat with her Steelix-on-a-stick (tm) and Nat was unconcious on da floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Spyro came and charged Nat into da pit of Sevipers.
DA END?
Note: Don't worry, I'm gonna be fine. Me teleported! Let's just hope that I don't use too many exclamation marks next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no...
*Spyro charges Nat into a pit of brocolli*
Nat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA END 2?

Sorry it was so long. It was orrigially a silly thing I was doing for fun but it turned into my maddest fafic ever. Well bye...

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