The Many Adventures of Team Strange:
(Characters are from the game Pokemon created by Satoshi Tajiri, I did not make up anything except this story)
Narrator: In a time of darkness-
Blaziken: Dude, its broad daylight out.
Pikachu: No, it’s just pure white like a piece of paper
Scizor: Yeah. What’s up with that?
Narrator: Sorry I can’t think of anything yet!
Scizor: Well think of something!
Zubat: I can’t see! I’m blind as a bat!
Skarmory: You ARE a bat. And you’re not in this story!
Zubat: Right.
Munchlax: I’m hungry.
Narrator: WE’RE GETTING OFF SUBJECT HEAR!!!!!!!
Chimecho: You spelled here wrong.
Narrator: A minor typo. WHO CARES????
Chimecho: I do.
Narrator: Besides you.
Munchlax: I’m still hungry.
Zubat: I still can’t see.
Skarmory: THEN GO EVOLVE!!!!!!
Narrator: ANYWAY! Beginning from the top of the story!
Narrator: Team Strange is a rescue force of Blaziken, Pikachu, Scizor, Skarmory, Munchlax, Chimecho, Sneasel, Mightyena, and Cyndaquil. A new rescue force always up for a challenge. Led by Blaziken, this group is so pitiful-
Blaziken: HEY!!!!!!
Narrator: Sorry! This group is very inexperienced-
Mightyena: Grrrrrrrr.
Narrator: Fine. They are a great team full of surprises. Are you happy now that I’ve LIED to our readers?
Sneasel: Yes.
Narrator: (rolls eyes)
Scizor: It’s still white.
Narrator: What is?
Scizor: Our environment.
Narrator: They are in a forest. (Background changes to a forest) Anything else?
Scizor: Nope I’m good.
Skarmory: Me too.
Pikachu: I third that motion.
Blaziken: I’m fine.
Munchlax: Can I have some donuts? (Donuts appear) I’m good.
Chimecho: Take me to your vegetables.
Sneasel: I’m fine.
Mightyena: I’m good.
Cyndaquil: Did anyone else notice that random outburst from Chimecho?
Everyone except Chimecho and Cyndaquil: Yes
Cyndaquil: Then I’m good.
Narrator: Our story begins with them speaking to a Stantler……
Stantler: I saw the fiend go that way!
Blaziken: What way?
Stantler: I said that way.
Munchlax: What direction?
Stantler: IT’S NOT MY FAULT I DON’T HAVE FINGERS TO POINT!!!!
Chimecho: Yes it is.
Stantler: (Glares at Chimecho)
Chimecho: HEY! You’re not supposed to learn that move! Ack! Can’t move! (Falls on ground)
Mightyena: Which way?
Stantler: (points with antlers) That way.
Scizor: Oh.
Munchlax: Anyone want a donut?
Blaziken: I thought you ate all of them?
Munchlax: It’s a never ending supply!
Cyndaquil: Great.
(Group starts heading off in the direction that Stantler pointed them to.)
MANY HOURS LATER
Munchlax: I’m hungry.
Skarmory: Who gives a care?
Everyone except Chimecho and Munchlax: Not me.
Chimecho: Eggs!
Scizor: What happened to your never-ending stash of donuts?
Blaziken: What did you do? Eat the box?
Munchlax: Well…….
Munchlax: I was walking along when I saw a Diglett. It said that its colony had no food. So I decided to give him the box. Then I saw two more Digletts pop up to make a Dugtrio. Then they started laughing at me saying that I was a dork and took my donuts.
Mightyena: Weird.
Munchlax: That’s all you say? Weird? I’VE BEEN ROBBED AND ALL YOU SAY IS WEIRD??????????!!!!!!!!!
Mightyena: Yeah pretty much.
Munchlax: Okay just checking.
Pikachu: You are a really strange….. (looks at Munchlax) ………..thing.
Munchlax: I’m a bear!
Pikachu: You are?
Munchlax: YES!
Pikachu: Why can’t you be a mouse?
Munchlax: Blaziken can I eat him?
Blaziken: No.
Munchlax: Fine.
Chimecho: What will we eat? It’s almost dinnertime!
Cyndaquil: Hmmm, how about berries? There are some nice pink ones there! (Points at bush with tiny pink berries)
Sneasel: Yeah! (Goes over to the bush and grabs a berry, only to pull out a Hoppip)
Sneasel: A Hoppip? (Ground starts shaking and making a thunder sound)
Munchlax: Alright who’s using earthquake?
Skarmory: None of us KNOW earthquake.
Munchlax: Then who is…..uh-oh. (A Steelix appears behind the Hoppip)
Steelix: Why did you hurt my Hoppip?
Chimecho: That’s YOUR Hoppip?
Steelix: I’m babysitting.
Mightyena: Oh. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!! (All of them start running as fast as they can)
MUCH LATER
(It is now night out)
Munchlax: I’m tired…..and hungry.
Pikachu: We ALL are.
Blaziken: What are you TALKING about? I could jog at least another 900 miles!
Scizor: You can jump over a building without breaking a sweat. We can’t.
Blaziken: So?
Scizor: Well anyway, in the morning we’ll go find the Pokemon that is behind the taking of all the Money in the Persian bank.
Chimecho: I like the sound of pie.
Everyone except Chimecho: Huh?
THE NEXT MORNING
Scizor: So is everyone hear?
Chimecho: You spelled here wrong.
Scizor: It’s the narrator’s fault.
Narrator: HEY!!!!!!
Blaziken: Back to the story please?
Narrator: Oh, right.
Chimecho: I LIKE EGGSALAD!!!!!!!
Everyone except Chimecho: Huh?
Skarmory: Let’s get this show on the road!
Cyndaquil: What road?
Skarmory: It’s an expression.
Cyndaquil: Oh. What road?
Skarmory: Can we PLEASE get moving?
LATER
Cyndaquil: I want to use Flamethrower.
Skarmory: Why?
Cyndaquil: (Uses Flamethrower on Skarmory) I dunno.
Skarmory: (Singed) Hey, how come we’re the only ones talking?
Cyndaquil: Because everyone else thinks our conversation is stranger that fiction?
Skarmory: No, our conversation is fairly down to earth.
Cyndaquil: Then where is everybody?
Skarmory: (Looks around) Yeah. Where is everybody?
Cyndaquil: Did they abandon us?
Skarmory: They wouldn’t abandon you, you’re too cute, but me…..maybe.
Cyndaquil: I’m scared.
Skarmory: Maybe we should ask the Pokemon that owns that castle that says EVIL LAIR if he can help us.
Cyndaquil: (Thinks about it for a moment) Hmmmm, sure!
(They walk up to the castle)
Skarmory: Yoo-hoo! Anyone home?
Anonymous voice: No, go away.
Cyndaquil: Aw man! No one’s home!
Skarmory: (Slaps forehead) Use Flamethrower.
Cyndaquil: Okay. (Uses Flamethrower to Skarmory)
Skarmory: NOT ON ME!! ON THE DOOR!
Cyndaquil: I know. It’s just so funny! (Uses Flamethrower on the door, the door turns to ashes and reveals a Xatu)
Skarmory: You own this place?
Xatu: No, I am merely a butler to his largeness.
Cyndaquil: Is “his largeness” a fat Snorlax?
Xatu: No.
Cyndaquil: Strange.
Skarmory: Could you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: Yes.
Skarmory: Thanks!
(A few minutes pass)
Cyndaquil: So, are you going you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: I could.
Skarmory: Sorry! CAN you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: Yes.
(A few more minutes pass)
Cyndaquil: So, can you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: I can.
Skarmory: SHOW US TO HIM OR YOU’LL FACE THE WORST FLAMETHROWER AND DRILL PECK COMBO EVER!
Xatu: Okay, okay, okay!
Skarmory: I’m glad.
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Xatu: Your Largeness? Guests have come!
(They see a tall chair, but can not see who is behind it, and from it a deep voice comes)
Deep Voice: WHO MIGHT THEY BE??
Cyndaquil: Uh, we might be Skarmory and Cyndaquil, of the Rescue Force, Team Strange!
Deep Voice: Team strange? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I have the rest of them right here! They are a bunch of wimps compared to my awesome power!
(Cyndaquil and Skarmory hug each other nervously, as the chair turns around. The Pokemon behind the chair is a…Cleffa?)
Cleffa: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Skarmory and Cyndaquil let go and stare for a few minutes, then:
Skarmory and Cyndaquil: HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cleffa: YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME???????????
Skarmory: Yes.
Cleffa: That is what EVERYONE does to me, just because I’m a male Cleffa! I’ll see how the world likes it when they are ALL Cleffas! (Pulls down a drape to reveal a pink laser with lace around it and ponies painted on)
Skarmory: You CAN’T be serious!
Cleffa: Well I am! And your FRIENDS WILL BE THE FIRST TEST SUBJECTS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Curtain rises up to reveal everyone in different cages, and Munchlax with a box of cookies)
Everyone in cages except Munchlax and Chimecho: HELP!!!!!!!!
Munchlax: Yum!
Chimecho: I like fried hamburgers.
Cyndaquil: YOU CAN’T TURN THEM INTO CLEFFAS!!! Okay, maybe Pikachu, BUT NO ONE ELSE!
Pikachu: Hey! (Opens door to cage, walks out and kicks Cyndaquil, then goes back into cage)
Skarmory: That was completely random and highly stupid.
Blaziken: Why? (Looks at cage) Oh duh.
(Everyone opens cage doors and heads out to face Cleffa)
Cleffa: Oh darn I should have bought the locks.
Sneasel: Okay, first why did you need all the money from the Persian bank?
Cleffa: Well the laser and the paint job don’t pay for themselves you know!
Sneasel: Okaaaayyyyyyyyy.
Blaziken: Hit him with all you got guys!
Everyone: Got it! (They send Cleffa hurdling through the air with Xatu)
Xatu: Sir, I will have you know, your dinner is getting cold.
Cleffa: I’LL GET YOU TEAM STRANGE!!!!!!!!!
Blaziken: That………..was lame.
Mightyena: Yeah.
Skarmory: Well, it’s time to go home. Chimecho, teleport us home.
Chimecho: YES! (They quickly disappear, and reappear in the middle of Teletubbies.
Chimecho: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Scizor: CHIMECHO YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! TELEPORT US HOME!!!!!!
Chimecho: No.
Scizor: Yes
Chimecho: No.
Scizor: Yes. (Hits Chimecho with Slash)
Chimecho: Alright! Alright already! (This time they teleport to their base, shaped like a Torchic)
Blaziken: Home sweet home.
THE END! OR IS IT? DON’T MISS TEAM STRANGE: TOWN TROUBLE
Blaziken: Hold it! There’s ANOTHER one of these?
Narrator: Well, uh, yeah.
Blaziken: Wow. One was lame enough.
Narrator: WHAT?????? THIS WAS GOOD!
Blaziken: For Rhyhorns. Sheesh.
Narrator: I can make it so that you quit being leader and made Chimecho leader and you guys do his bidding.
Team Strange discluding Chimecho: NO!
Chimecho: Yes!
Crobat: Good news! I evolved and now I can see!
Skarmory: I DON’T CARE!
Crobat: You’re just jealous.
Skarmory: I can see. Why would I be jealous?
Crobat: I don’t know but I bet you are!
Cyndaquil: Is it just me, or was the ending sappy?
Munchlax: Yeah, the Teletubbies were unnecessary.
Chimecho: THEY WERE TOO NECESSARY!
Munchlax: But the script says you were to send us directly home!
Cyndaquil: Yeah! Good going.
Chimecho: Grrrrrrrrrr.
Mightyena: Gosh this is annoying.
Sneasel: What? Me being a better dark Pokemon then you?
Mightyena: No I- HEY! WHO SAYS YOU’RE BETTER!
Sneasel: It’s only fact. We are much cooler than you PLUS we learn a unique dark move. Beat up.
Mightyena: SO WHAT!!!!!!
Sneasel: So we’re cooler.
Mightyena: ARE NOT!
Sneasel: Are too. We get an evolution in the 4th Generation, you don’t.
Mightyena: Grrrrrr.
Sneasel: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Mightyena: GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR.
Sneasel: FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Are we the only ones not fighting?
Scizor: Apparently.
Pikachu: I bet that Mightyena wins his argument, Chimecho wins his, Skarmory obviously, and the Narrator his.
Scizor: ARE YOU CRAZY?
Pikachu: Sometimes.
Scizor: Sneasel has it IN THE BAG! Munchlax and Cyndaquil win, 2 to 1. Crobat can take on Skarmory. And Blaziken can beat the Narrator any day.
Pikachu: Sheeya right.
Scizor: Don’t make me slash you!
Pikachu: I could beat you any day.
Scizor: Bring it on Pikapoo.
Pikachu: Thunder!
Narrator: Wait! I’ve got to end this story!
Everyone else except Chimecho: Right.
Chimecho: I like omelet.
WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
Narrator: Now where were we? (Everyone begins fighting again.)