Natty Silly Stories Corporation thingy is proud to present...
Author: Mew13
Notes: Another Insane Story! Dedicated to all who is insane! This might not be as good as da story I did the other time, cos I need to refuel my insanity tanks!
Characters:
Me! (Nat)
Mew13!
Missingno!
Eclipse!
Pichufluffball!
Spoink!
Spacey Acey!
Mist!
Characters from other Anime/videogames!
aaaaaand...
Charizard!
My notes in da story will again be in ~s.
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Monday
One day, in Nat's base on route 111, everybody was helping Nat put up a Wailmer doll on da roof.
"What's da point of this?" Asked Spoink and Spacey in unision. "I dunno. But it's good for keeping the readers amused!!" Nat replied. Everybody started being insane: Missingno had put the We're Maddos Forever tape on.
Nat turned into Golden Groudon and used Slash on the computer which began to spark and be insane wirh everyone else.
Mist rammed into her Steelix-on-a-stick (tm) 50 times.
Mew13 ate a copy of Pokemon Silver.
Missingno evolved into Missingmaybe.
Eclipse got that evil look in his eyes again and chased Missingmaybe arround.
Pichufluffball sang a song about cream crackers.
Spoink used her Psychic powers on da Wailmer doll and it exploded into a gazillion pieces.
Spacey joined in with Pichufluffball's song.
Charizard turned into a Charizard and fought Nat and Mist. Mist was an insane Moltres then.
Suddenly the dimensional time-portal thingy and Blackwargreymon appeared. He heard da music and sprayed whipped
cream everywhere. Nat ate all da cream. Then, out of nowhere, Nat's Neopet Baby Zafara appeared and licked everyone, especially
Nat cos she was covered in cream.
After Baby Zafara left, the tape recorder ran out of batteries.
Nat wondered why she was choking Mist and licking whipped cream at the same time.
Mist wondered why she was getting head-locked by a Shiny Groudon covered in cream.
Mew13 wondered why her mouth tasted of plastic.
Eclipse wondered why he had a funny legendary taste in his mouth.
Spoink wondered why there were bits of Wailmer all over da floor.
Charizard wondered why she was a Charizard that had whipped cream in her eye.
Blackwargreymon wondered why he was holding a can of whipped cream.
Spacey Acey and Pichufluffball wondered why they could have sworn that five minutes ago they were singing
a cream-cracker song.
Missingmaybe didn't wonder anything cos Eclipse had eaten him.
Back in Neopia, Baby Zafara wondered why his tongue tasted of cream and Nat.
The Ho-oh from da last fic flew past just as Eclipse had vomited Missingmaybe. Ho-oh resurected Missingmaybe
who was dead. Missingmaybe woke up and wondered why he wasn't a Missingno. Then he turned back into Missingno.
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Tuesday
Next day, they were glueing the Wailmer doll back together. It ended up looking like a big dead blue pancake.
"Okay! One of you guys has to go inside there and blow it up so it doesn't look like a big dead blue pancake!" Said
Charizard.
Nobody volenteered. Except Missingno. But nobody picked Missingno since he was a big glitchy mess of computer
data and didn't breathe.
Finally, Blackwargreymon came through da portal which was still there. He stuck a small Terra Destroyer thingy
inside the doll and it puffed up into a giant Wailmer. Mew13 picked it up and it exploded. Dun Dun DUUN!
Calumon appeared from the portal bringing a new Wailmer doll. All da girls hugged Calumon cos he was one of
da cutest Digimon ever. Calumon acted cute as usual and Mist thought he was so darn cute she wanted Calumon.
Mist threw a donut to catch Calumon.
Calumon was bigger than the donut and ate it.
Mist got annoyed and threw a cream puff to weaken Calumon.
"! CREAM PUFFS!" Calumon cried. "MINE!!!!" Calumon ate da cream puff.
Mist chucked another donut. Calumon wasn't ready. The donut opened up and a beam of vanilla cream shot out and Calumon went
inside da donut. It wiggeled for a minute and Mist has caught Calumon!
"Cool!" Yelled Mist so loud that the Whismers in the Rustboro tunnel thingy started Uproaring.
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Wedenesday
Next next day, Spoink was hungry and decided to eat the moulding donut on da table. She took a huuuge bite and Calumon
popped out, cute as ever, but had teeth marks on his ear. Mist decided to get another donut for Calumon. She returned
from the shops a few minutes later.
"Look! I got a Doughball! They were out of donuts at da bakery." She said, showing them the ball of dough.
"Dough?" Nat said. "MINE!!!!!!!"
Nat leapt up and ate da Doughball.
~Dough tastes good! Me loves dough.~
Mist outraged and turned into Moltres.
Nat said yum and turned into Ho-oh.
They clobbered eachother for a minute and fainted cos they were both strong.
Mew13 grabbed a tub of butter that had been in da oven and threw it at Eclipse.
Eclipse grabbed some popcorn that had been in da fridge and threw it at Mew13.
Pichufluffball grabbed some creampuffs and ate them with Calumon.
The portal opened up and Goku and Vegeta walked through. Goku grabbed the mouldy half-eaten donut and threw it at
Vegeta. Vegeta got mad (angry mad) and threw some 15-year old decomposing jelly at Goku.
Missingno cried: "FOOD FIGHT!!!!"
They grabbed all da food in da house and chucked it about. Beelzemon
~don't know if I speeled that correctly~ appeared and chucked a fridge at Blackwargreymon. They fought until they both fainted.
The Fight went on for some hours. It would have lasted longer if Goku hadn't eaten all da food.
Nat and Mist woke up and were sad cos they missed out on a food fight. Waah...
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Thursday
Next next next day, Nat was alone. Everyone had gone back to where they lived except Eclipse cos he was Nat's Pokemon.
And Calumon cos he was scared to go outside in case Beelezemon was there. And Mist forgot to get him a new Doughball.
Eclipse had a cold. So Nat got him a Tissueboy Advance. If he sneezed on da screen it would clean up cos it was a packet
of tissues with a screen and buttons.
Nat searched for her copy of Pokemon Silver
~Oh dear...~ but all she could find were bits of sparkly silver plastic and an Internal Battery thingy. Nat played Crystal
and found a wild Missingno for some reason. She caught it and it didn't glitch her game. When Missingno came over to see
how Eclipse was, Nat hugged Missingno for making the game have Missingnos in it cos Nat likes Missingno. Then Nat realised
the plural of Missingno is probably Missingni.
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Friday
Next next next next day, everybody decided that Mist and Nat should go to school to torture them. Charizard came with them cos she wanted to Fireblast
stuff. They discovered the school was closed for redecorating. The door was open...
Inside, there were teachers doing strange things! One was stuffing hotdogs up her nose. One was standing on his head in a
vat of jelly. And the important looking one was doing the conga with a Conger eel.
Nat, Mist, and Charizard listened closly. They could hear We're Maddos Forever play in da background. Then they started doing
weird things!
Nat started sucking the shoe that was at the door that had mushrooms growing allover it.
~Gag, Boke... why did I choose me to eat a mushroomified shoe?! I hate fungus~
Mist sang the Maddo's National Anthem by herself, which is illegal.
Charizard flew up in the air and down pretending to be a Magikarp.
The recorder ran outta batteries.
Teacher 1 wondered why she could! n't breathe.
Teacher 2 wondered why the blood was rushing to his head.
The Important One wondered why there was an eel holding on to her shoulders.
The Eel wondered why he was holding onto a human's shoulders and why he wasn't dead from lack of water.
Nat wondered why she suddenly feeled pukey and barfed over da floor.
Mist wondered why she was in court.
Charizard wondered why she was saying "Magikarp! Magikarp!"
Everybody left da building confused.
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Saturday
Next day times 5, they discovered Mist was in prison. They all pitched in three credits and a piece of chewed chewing gum
to bail out Mist. They got her out cos Fudge Kat is nice yet insane.
"Let's have a party!" Yelled Calumon and Pichufluffball who were really good friends now.
"Yay!" Shouted Spoink.
They put up da baloons, da Glitter mat, da Jumping mat and da Spin Mat. Spacey went through da portal to get Sonic, Tails,
Spyro, Blackwargreymon, Beelezemon, Goku and Vegeta.
After they came, Nat wrestled Goku for da sausages on sticks. Spoink and Mist ate da sausges while they were fighting.
Vegeta sulked about being bored and then arm wrestled with Beelezemon. (Beelezemon won cos his claws were digging into Vegeta's
hands) Mew13 played Snap with Calumon and Pichufluffball. Missingno avoided Eclipse. Eclipse tried to give Missingno cake
but Missingno just ran away (I mean floated). Spyro was watching the fight. Charizard was being a lap counte! r for Sonic and Tails who were racing. Spacey
and Blackwargreymon tried to splatter Nat and Goku with creampuffs, and Calumon joined in da fight so he could lick cream
off their faces. He accidentally bit Goku's hair. Dr Rocket had accepted his invite and came with a large vat of razz berry jelly.
Nat and Goku started fighting some more cos they both wanted da jelly. Nat liked razz berry flava things and Goku is just
hungry all da time.
Everybody jumped on da mats. They went all glittery, jumpy and spinny. Pichufluffball jumped onto da ballons and they popped
and scared him and he started crying. Mist hugged him.
Then Missingno thought it was getting boring so he stuck in a tape that read Mad Friends.
~Best friends is the best song EVER!~
Everybody was happy cos the song didn't have the weird effects that We're Maddos Forever had.
Then they had some orange juice.
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Sunday
You know the rest...
Nobody came and did insane things cos they were all having a 24 hour long nap.
THE END OR IS IT?
Ha, that was fun!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Anime/videogame characters listed above. WOW THAT WAS INSANE!