Looks like the incarnation of adorable is a four-legged fluffy electric spider. Who knew?

Joltik: cutest thing ever or CUTEST THING EVER?

CUTEST THING EVER!
Cutest thing ever.
If I weren't arachnophobic it would be the cutest thing ever.
You suck.

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Black and White are out and the Internet is exploding with squee!

What do you think about Black and White?

OMG THEY ARE THE GREATEST GAMES EVER
Awesome!
Pretty cool.
Meh. They're okay.
Worst games ever!
I will withhold judgement until I've actually played them.
You suck.

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So all the fan speculation is finally coming to fruition and we are going to have Gold and Silver remakes after all!

What do you think about HeartGold and SoulSilver?

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Gold/Silver remakes? Awesome!
Huh, pretty cool.
I never played the original G/S/C, so it will be nice to see what all the fuss is about.
Uh, okay. Why is everybody so ridiculously excited?
I love Johto, but they'll probably ruin it.
Ugh. Why does everybody love Johto so much?
I'd love Gold/Silver remakes in principle, but from what we know of HG/SS, I'm not impressed.
ARGHWTFNOHOWDARETHEY
You suck.

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So Pokémon Platinum is coming out!

How excited are you about buying Platinum?

OMGOMGOMGMUSTGET
I imported it from Japan, so I don't need another one.
Pssh, who plays games on a real DS nowadays?
I've played the Japanese version, but I'm buying it in English anyway so that I can have it.
I'm looking forward to it, but am not in a rush to get it the day it comes out.
I'm not going to be able to get it until later, and it pisses me off.
Eh, I'll probably buy it if I happen across it.
I'm going to wait until I can get it as a present.
I would have bought it, but the economic crisis! Woe!
I'm not THAT much into Pokémon.
I never buy the third versions.
You suck.

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My brother claims that there are as many different opinions about the Monty Python movies as there are people, so I decided to put this to the test.

What is your favorite Monty Python movie?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Life of Brian
The Meaning of Life
None of them really did it for me.
I haven't seen all of them.
You suck.

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So the D/P Vs. Seeker is finally up. Is it worth the wait?

What do you think of the D/P Vs. Seeker?

OMG I LOVE YOU NOW
A bit late, but it's useful.
Needs more training spots.
Who uses the Vs. Seeker, anyway?
You suck.

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Let's be random and lame with the poll now!

Who is your favorite Gym leader in D/P?

Roark
Gardenia
Maylene
Wake
Fantina
Byron
Candice
Volkner
I can't really remember which is which.
They all suck.
You suck.

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What is the one piece of music that makes you think most of Pokémon? Note that this is not about your favorite Pokémon music; it's what music gives you those Pokémon nostalgia-chills when you hear it.

What is the Pokémoniest music of all?

The opening theme from the first season of the animé.
The Red/Blue opening theme (while the Gengar and Nidorino are battling).
The R/B/Y credits theme.
The R/B/Y champion battle.
One of the other R/B/Y themes.
Why are all the options in this poll from R/B/Y?
Music sucks.
Pokémon sucks.
Everything sucks.

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So, just how many of those 1,000,000 front page hits are yours?

How many front page hits do you think you've given me?

Exactly one.
Just a few, like no more than ten or so.
Some, but hardly any more than, say, a hundred.
A couple hundred, maybe.
An awful lot; more than a few hundred.
It would be measured in the thousands, definitely.
It's all an illusion. There are no visitors. It's just me refreshing the page over and over.
You suck so much that I used my psychic powers to prevent it from incrementing the counter.

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It's been a lovely four years with various milestones, but how long have you been here?

For how long have you been visiting The Cave of Dragonflies?

Since it was still called Butterfree's Pokémon Site.
Since when it only had the black and red Cave style.
Since before it got a domain name of its own.
Since there were like twenty styles.
Since before the Monthly Crossword started.
For a few months.
This is my first visit.
I have no idea how long.
You suck.

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Whoo, the Cave of Speculative Theories is up, covering news unlike everything this site has ever done before. What do you think?

How do you like the Cave of Speculative Theories?

It's a great addition.
It's pretty nice.
It's okay, I guess.
The only reason I go to this site is to escape from news posts... -_-;
I don't want spoilers for the new games, so I don't go there.
You suck.

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I'm obsessed with trying to make everybody do the Monthly Crossword, but I have doubted my success...

Do you do the Monthly Crossword?

Yes, I submit every time.
I do it sometimes if I feel like it.
I've done it, but I didn't like it.
I haven't done it yet, but I like crosswords, so maybe I'll try.
Nah, I'm not a fan of crosswords.
Are you crazy, woman? That thing is HARD. @-@
I solve it correctly every time, but I don't submit it because I want to give somebody else a chance.
You suck.

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*opens and closes GBA SP repeatedly*

Why is the GBA SP so fun to close?

Because it is.
Because it makes a fun snapping sound.
It's psychologically relieving and healthy for your body and soul.
I'd rather close my DS.
I don't see the fun in it.
It's evil and has hypnotized you to be its slave! Begone, evil spirit!
o_O;;;

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On the title screen of the Pokémon games (and actually all Gameboy games I've seen), it tells you to "press Start". However, I always press A and the game has no objections. Do you actually press Start or just A?

Do you press Start or A?

I'm used to pressing Start from the original Nintendo.
Um... is it possible to press A? o.o
Sometimes Start and sometimes A.
I usually press A.
The Start button is evil and wants to take over the world, and has put that message there to gain more followers.
B!
Why do you care?

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This has got to be the most random poll the world has ever seen.

Which option are you going to pick?

This one.
This one.
This one.

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So, how is Nidokingu's Sevii Islands walkthrough?

Do you like the Sevii Islands walkthrough?

It's the best walkthrough ever.
It's pretty good.
It should have more details like the other one.
It's meh-ish.
Not my kind of humour.
It's nothing special...
You call that a walkthrough?
Your ex-boyfriend sucks.

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I did originally make it for myself, but...

Do you think the Pokémon List Generator is useful?

o_O;;; You spent a whole DAY on that?
Err... not really.
Neat idea, but I'm not a webmaster.
Hmm, this might get me to actually make that list/sprite archive/whatever.
I've been searching for a Pokémon list generator for my whole life.
Mwee. *makes something completely random appear 386 times in a row*
Anybody who wastes their time on something like that must really suck.

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This had to happen one day... I'm not only putting a "You suck" option, I'm making a whole poll about it...

What do you think of ME?

I'm in love with you.
You're pretty nice.
I don't mind you.
I don't know you.
You're kinda mean sometimes.
I don't like you.
You're the spawn of Satan.
Making polls about oneself is egotistical.
You suck.
Who are you?

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Ah, the joys of being ripped off.

But what should we do with the plagiarists?

I am one, so make it something nice.
Nothing.
Yell at them.
Ban them.
Burn them.
You're probably a plagiarist yourself.

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I have suspicions... so...

Where does your vote in these polls normally go?

The 'You rock!' option.
The 'You suck' option.
My honest opinion, whatever it is.
I hover my mouse over the options and click a random one.
The topmost option.
This is the first time I vote in one of these.
You suck, so I'm not voting what I actually should be voting.
You rock. Really.

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So, is the writing guide helping any?

Is the Writing Guide helpful?

I don't write fanfiction.
Yeah, it's really helpful.
I haven't read it, but I'll take a look.
Somewhat, but not much.
Meh, I know it all already.
I refuse to take advice from you.

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*hums Colosseum music*

Do you like the music in Colosseum as much as I do?

*hums along with you*
It's nice, but gets annoying after a while.
I like a few themes, but not the others.
No, it's lousy.
I hate music. I keep the sound off.
I don't have Colosseum.

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I'm always writing this fanfic of mine when I should be updating... but is it worth it?

Have you read The Quest for the Legends?

What's that?
I've been meaning to read it, but I've never gotten around to it.
That title sounds really bad.
I tried to start it once, but it was such an atrocity that I couldn't torture my eyes by continuing.
I'm reading, but haven't finished what is up so far yet.
I read the whole thing, but it was all a worthless waste of my time.
I read the UMR and the beginning was really bad, but it got better.
Yeah, and it's the best thing I've ever read.
I'm reading it somewhere else.

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This site was called "Butterfree's Pokémon Site" when it started. But did you ever visit it before it became The Cave of Dragonflies?

Did you ever visit Butterfree's Pokémon Site?

Er, no, this is my first visit...
No, I first found it as The Cave of Dragonflies.
It rings a bell, but I probably didn't stop around for very long.
That's got to be the most unoriginal website name I've ever heard.
Yes, and I've been a regular visitor ever since.

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Misdreavus is the star of Misdreavus style (formerly Cave Style) because I think it's the cutest Pokémon ever. Does that make me weird?

Is Misdreavus cute?

Yeah! Cutie! ^_^
Kinda.
Eh, not my type of cute.
Err... okay, you're weird...
Misdreavus? That ugly thing?
*barfs* I'm NEVER using Misdreavus style, ever...

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Ahh, Scyther... such a lovely Pokémon...

But do YOU like it?

It's sooo one of the coolest Pokémon ever?
Whee! Scythes!
Ahh! Gross bug thing! Take it away!
Scizor is much better.
Oh, so THAT's what they call a Scyther... *pokes*
Err... hello, freaky scythe-thing. *runs off*

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Raikou, Entei and Suicune, the legendary beasts of Gold, Silver and Crystal... but nobody cares about that. The only thing that matters is...

Are they dogs or cats?

Legendary DOGS!
They're such OBVIOUS cats!
Officially, they're just 'mythical beasts'...
One is a dog/cat and the others are cats/dogs.
Eh... I'll just stay out of this...
Last time I checked, they were Pokémon... -_-;;;

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I come from the mountains...

But do you know what that means?

Yeah, you said it somewhere.
Uhh... that you live somewhere in the mountains?
Does it even mean anything at all?
I knew these polls were random, but THIS random?

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I know it's a fern... but still...

Does Sceptile's tail resemble a Christmas tree?

Yes. I never liked it.
I find it kinda cool...
Hmm, now that you mention it, it does.
Christmas tree? You ARE weird.

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The aerodynamic interceptors... the lack of definition... the computer room managers of gymnastics... the fried potato to the English...

Now tell me the truth: Which one?

Duh, the aerodynamic interceptors rock.
Definitely the fried potato to the English.
How could you not love the lack of definition?
Fear the computer room managers. Of gymnastics.
Cattle! Win! Gain!
Change your teeth, Sandshrew is weak to sprinkle...
Err... what the heck?

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Is it just me, or has Kingdra had one drink too many?

Does Kingdra look drunk?

Yes... o.O That thing should cut back the drinking...
Now that you mention it...
What do you mean, drunk?

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Look at this Charizard sprite from Ruby and Sapphire. A lot of Charizard fans see a disturbing nose on it... but do YOU?

Do you see THE NOSE?

Yeah! Urgh... it looks like it's sneezing...
Huh? Dunno what you're talking about...
I see it, but it doesn't bother me.

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