What Pokémon Are You?

You have been redirected here from the old What Pokémon Are You? test. This one is newer and better (in my opinion), but if you specifically want to take the old test, you can click that link.

Read each question carefully, pick the answer closest to how you (as a human) would really react, and then press the submit button to find out which Pokémon you would be if you were one. There are 36 different possibilities. Good luck finding out what they all are. :P

Question 1

Your (possibly hypothetical) crush unexpectedly asks you out. What do you do?

• Say yes, of course! It's your crush, after all.
• Reject them. You may like looking at them from afar, but you're not looking for an actual relationship and they need to understand that.
• Immediately tell them that you've always liked them too.
• Ask them if this is a dare or a trick or something.
• Ask if you can think about it for a while. You're not sure if you're ready for it.
• Accept, but in a humourous, lighthearted manner. You don't want this to be too serious.
• Attempt to say yes with moderate success.
• This couldn't happen; you don't have any crushes and wouldn't get any.
• Stare at them blankly.

Question 2

Okay, forget about that last question. Somebody other than your crush, i.e. somebody you don't have any romantic interest in, asks you out. What do you do then?

• Tell them very carefully that they're a nice person but you don't like them that way and it will be better for both of you if you don't date.
• Say yes, but only because you don't want to hurt their feelings.
• Tell them bluntly that you're not interested. No use sugarcoating things.
• Say yes, figuring you might get over your other crush and start to like them if you get to know them better.
• Get awkward and try to dance around the question, afraid that you'll hurt their feelings if you say no but knowing that you'd get yourself into an uncomfortable situation if you said yes.
• Tell them that you don't really like them that way, but you'll do it anyway if they want.
• Desperately wish it hadn't happened.
• Stand there and blink before making some sort of attempt to explain the situation.
• This couldn't happen. Nobody would ever ask you out.

Question 3

Your country is going to elect a new leader (hypothetically). Are you going to vote?

• Yes. It is important to let one's voice be heard and you take politics seriously.
• Yes, but you don't really take it seriously and mostly just like to poke fun at the candidates and vote for Mickey Mouse.
• Yes, because the state of the world today deeply worries you and you want to at least attempt to make a difference.
• No. All the candidates suck and it won't make any difference who wins; you're screwed either way.
• No. You don't care much about politics.
• No, because somebody else probably knows better than you which candidate should win and you'd rather just leave it to those people to vote.

Question 4

What would your dream job be?

• Something that will allow you to stay at home with your family or meet your friends as much as possible.
• Something solid and reliable.
• Something very well paid.
• Something having to do with the things you're most interested in and passionate about.
• Something that people will admire or respect you for.
• Something not too challenging.
• You'll take whatever you can get.
• Whatever seems the most fun at the time.
• You haven't really thought about it.

Question 5

What kinds of Pokémon do you primarily tend to like?

• Ones that have been valuable to you in competitive battling.
• Ones that can hit fast and hard.
• Ones that can take a few hits.
• Ones whose design you think looks good.
• Pokémon that you've used for a while in-game.
• Pokémon that nobody else seems to like.
• You like all of them, really.
• You don't really form much of an opinion on them.

Question 6

When do you feel best?

• When you're with close friends or family.
• When releasing your stress and anger through exercise or violent video games.
• Alone at home with a good book.
• When you've just helped somebody.
• When somebody has given you a compliment.
• At a party where you can blend in and meet new people.
• When you've won some sort of competition.
• When you've just succeeded at something you've been working on for a long time.
• In bed.

Question 7

What do you first and foremost look for in a partner?

• Loyalty.
• Being able to laugh and have a good time with the person.
• Something that just 'clicks' about them.
• That they love you.
• All-around getting along with them.
• Being reasonably well-off.
• You don't want a partner.
• Anything goes.

Question 8

What is the meaning of life?

• To eat or be eaten.
• To live it to its fullest.
• Love and friendship.
• Forty-two.
• To pass on your genes and then die.
• Life has no meaning.
• That's a stupid question.
• You don't know.

Question 9

Do you believe in God?

• Yes. There has to be something out there.
• Yes. You look at all the wonderful things in the world and just know there has to be a divine power responsible for it all.
• You hope God exists, but can't really say you believe it very strongly.
• No. You see all the evil in the world and come to the conclusion that a benevolent deity would never allow it all to happen.
• God is dead, and we killed him.
• Yes, and he has a great sense of humour.
• No, but you are a devout Pastafarian.
• No. There is no good reason to believe there should be one, and science is slowly rendering religion obsolete.
• You're agnostic or don't think about it much.

Question 10

Why are you taking this personality test?

• You stumbled upon it from a link and wanted to see what you'd get.
• Somebody asked you to take it, so you did.
• You were hoping you'd get a Pokémon you liked.
• You were just bored and had nothing better to do.
• You just suddenly wanted to take a personality test, so you searched for one.
• You're trying to figure out how it works.
• You enjoy personality tests in general.
• You don't really know. You were just browsing the site and this was the next section you came to.

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