Pikachu Goddess

It was a large, popular forum game. I'm not sure why it's not running again.

[04/02/2009 01:19:13]

Typhloise

I was on the forums lately, when I noticed a section called, "Mafia". What is it? It has no posts…

[04/02/2009 00:10:37]

Pikachu Goddess

*stares at the poetry with a blank expression*… Where do you find the time to write random poetry like that? O_o

[03/02/2009 23:15:51]

Typhloise

Oh.

[03/02/2009 20:28:52]

Butterfree
Admin
Website: The Cave of Dragonflies

How would I know? It's just some random website I found that lists free hosts. I've only even looked at it once or twice.

[03/02/2009 14:49:20]

Typhloise

Hey, Butterfree, I wasd looking at free web hosters on your HTML guide for no reason, and it won't let you access heliohost? Why is that?

[03/02/2009 12:11:16]

Emerald Espeon

Okay, I can't write poetry. So I'll just sit here and read all of them :P



I still haven't gotten a shiny spammifier :(



Guys, how can you manage to write such long poems?

[03/02/2009 02:31:48]

Typhloise

Machoke was a really strong guy,

Unfortunately he couldn't fly,

He tried,

But he died,

So his mother cried,

But I lied!

Fe flew,

But the wind blew,

Him into a car,

Or was it was it a metal bar?

That was being held by a Girafarig,

That was doing a jig,

Or was it the tango?

I want a mango…



Mmmmm… Mango…



Why am I so confused,

So much that I have refused,

An Articuno,

Named Bruno,

Who knew Ice Beam,

And made me Ice Cream,

And it also fought,

And than bought,

A Gastly,

(And boy was it ghastly!)

And it lived in a grave,

But I sold it as a slave,

And it was exchanged for a Bagon,

And while I drank from my flagon,

I attacked man,

Who later ran,

But was too late,

And was ate,

But than

I remembered the Machoke,

And it broke,

Bagons neck…

WHAT THE HECK?

It's coming closer to me!

I can't see!

What are you grabbing you big ape?!

RAPE! RAPE!

I need hockey tape!

And a cape!

And a grape!

Why do I need a grape?

To prevent the rape!

But then I called him a schnook,

And sealed him in a book.

This is getting kind of random,

I wish I had a fandom,

Don't know what that means,

It might be related to beans,

Let us not continue,

As it might bring you,

A trip in jail, With no bail,

Which makes me sad,

And mad,

Yet glad,

Is that bad?



Meh.



Spelled it wrong.



OMG!!! I got a shiny Cherrihm!!! This is awesome!!! Who here has got a shiny spammifier so far?

[03/02/2009 02:16:50]

Greenumbreon

More poetry!

*everyone groans*



The desert is flygon's domain.

And the only place where flygon's remain.

They once lived in the forest, or something like that.

Until they were all eaten by an oversized fangcat.

They even lived under-water, I think.

'Til randomly, they all began to sink.

Once, they lived in an antarctic land.

Then, they were scared away by a giant rubber band. (?!)

They even lived on the grasslands of Kanto,

But they were eaten by a poacher named Lando.

When the flygons fled to the dune seas,

They found that there weren't any trees.

They found Regirock in a cave.

Which caused him to rave,

About foolish pokémon disturbing him,

And that they leave now, lest he tear them limb from limb.

The terrified flygons fled very far.

And one accidentally flew into a car.

The driver was rather quite mad,

And beat the flygon with his ruined car's rad.

So the flygon toasted him with it's dragonbreath,

Which brought about the poor driver's death.

The flygon was horrified by it's own horrid act,

Because in cruelty, he lacked.

The flygon flew away, flapping it's wings real hard.

'Til it flew in to a giant pokémon card.

The card depicted a hyper potion.

But the flygon didn't care, so it set it's wings back in motion.

It flew all the way to Newbark Town,

Where it was captured by a trainer/clown.

Isn't this poem rather long?

And wasn't that clown's graveler really strong?

Graveler didn't like the flygon's attitude.

So graveler attacked it with magnitude.

But flygon's levitate ability saved it.

So graveler told the clown's girafarig to use double-hit.

The double-hit managed to hit four times,

And I'm almost completely out of rhymes.

So, let us not linger on what happened to poor flygon,

The late earth-dragon.



I think that one's my longest yet.

[03/02/2009 00:20:03]

PluslbiiMale

Lol, how different this place looks now. It's been AGES since I visited here, I bet everyone I knew's long gone now. Good to see this place is still up and running (and may the alliance with PLDH live forever!)

[02/02/2009 23:58:22]

lakeofrage
Website: lake of rage

Typhliose: Thank you I will have the fixed. As soon as I'm done do you want to know when they're fixed? Also I am not sure if someone told you because I dont bother to read what people say if it is long and starts with peotry. But you can save the file as .PNG and it will work also this only works if you start from begining. Save it first. Also you can copy the picture and save it then paste it again. But this does not always work.

[02/02/2009 21:24:43]

Dame Celebi

Wow, so much poetry… No, I won't do any! Anyway, I just wanna say: this site rocks. It broke my brain with its awesome.

[02/02/2009 17:09:35]

Calvin
Website: The Forest Manor
Commenting on: 01-27-09

Yay, I hope TFM's one of the site's in the queue. x3

[02/02/2009 03:50:40]

Typhloise

Dusclops,

Flops,

Down the stairs,

With a bear,

Which was really Ursaring,

Which decided to sing,

Star Spangled Banner,

Which in a manner,

Made all the rest cover their ears,

And drink beer,

But he was only eleven,

(Or it might have been seven),

But it was still illegal,

So he was put in jail with a beagle,

Which was a form of dog,

Which likes to hog,

All of the Squirtles,

Which liked girdles,

Which is a form of pants,

That is covered with ants,

I think.

*blink*

[01/02/2009 22:11:31]

Greenumbreon

A bagon's dream is to fly,

To the sky.

With Rayquaza, he hopes to dine,

And perhaps define,

What a cloud's really like.

Is it made of snow?

Does it make you grow?

Bagon doesn't know.

He wants to perch on the tallest tree,

While eating a helpless flea.

He wants to breath large quantities of fire.

Into the Pokémon Tower's spire,

I'm not sure why.

But I understand why he wants to fly.

To soar above all else in the world,

And perhaps get his hair curled,

Would be the great, only he has no hair anywhere.

But there's no one to care,

For poor little bagon.

And make him strong.

So he sits and dreams,

Of flying.

And he often creams,

The younger bagons for lying,

This poem's getting long.

And I lost my brass gong.

What will I do,

Oh young pikachu?

I have a pen,

But no yen.

But bagon has a million yen.

But then…

I have none.

And that isn't fun.

[01/02/2009 20:07:33]

Pikachu Goddess

Oh my, so much poetry… I really suck at it.



Darkrai, so awesome

It's coolness pwns all others

Nothing bests this wraith.



Haiku. :D

[01/02/2009 19:51:27]

Greenumbreon

Mesprit had four head-tails,

Then it ate four lead rails.

Now it has none,

'Cause Mesprit's life is done.



Spoink had a pink ball,

That would often fall,

Right off his head.

'Cause if he stopped bouncing, he'd be dead.



Sunflora smiles,

Like pedophiles.

But sunflora won't offer candy.

Unlike pedophiles it's rather quite dandy.

It won't take you and molest you,

But sunflora cops'll arrest you.



I found a tauros at the swimming pool,

Who thought he should rule,

Canada and the U.S.A.

Not that he was smart enough in any way.

He nearly gored me when I said that.

Good thing I was saved by a crobat.



How's that, eh?

[01/02/2009 19:21:17]

aqualta

Ah, Babelfish…endless entertainment. I managed to turn "Luster Purge" into "Kindly, wanting from Yongin of the young double meaning alcoholic beverage it". Who knew Latios was an alcoholic?



lakeofrage, amongst the countless errors on your website, I would like to point out that the answer to your "why red?" page, which asks "what water pokémon is also flying?", is Mantyke, Mantine, Wingull and Pelipper. Hope that helps. =]

[01/02/2009 19:03:10]

Emerald Espeon

Typhloise, if you have Photoshop and save the file as a GIF it shouldn't get all blurry and weird. But if you don't, you could try saving the pictures as PNG files…unless they're animations.

[01/02/2009 18:52:22]

Budew

VOLTORB has been seen time to un'azienda before, that it produces POKEBALLS. The connection between seeing that one and the fact that this POKEMON l'un considers a lot similarly the secret of the POKEBALL rests.



Un'azienda sometimes sees Voltorb, but all they know about it is that it produces Pokeballs. Apparently humans' lack of knowledge about Voltorb is similar to Voltorb's consideration of humans. Meanwhile, the secret of the Pokeball apparently rests…



ELECTRODE eats L electricity in l'atmosphre. Days, as the thunderbolts, you this POKEMON to see can to burst everywhere in order to eat D electricity too much.



Apparently Electrode normally eats L electricity (what is that? some kind of electric charge?) which is found in the atmosphere. (I didn't know Electrode could fly…) But during thunderstorms (or if a Pokemon uses Thunderbolt) people apparently ENJOY (and recommend to you) seeing it burst everywhere. It has to do this so it can eat too much D electricity. (which apparently only appears in thunderbolts)

[01/02/2009 16:54:41]