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Wow, so much poetry… No, I won't do any! Anyway, I just wanna say: this site rocks. It broke my brain with its awesome.
Yay, I hope TFM's one of the site's in the queue. x3
Dusclops,
Flops,
Down the stairs,
With a bear,
Which was really Ursaring,
Which decided to sing,
Star Spangled Banner,
Which in a manner,
Made all the rest cover their ears,
And drink beer,
But he was only eleven,
(Or it might have been seven),
But it was still illegal,
So he was put in jail with a beagle,
Which was a form of dog,
Which likes to hog,
All of the Squirtles,
Which liked girdles,
Which is a form of pants,
That is covered with ants,
I think.
*blink*
A bagon's dream is to fly,
To the sky.
With Rayquaza, he hopes to dine,
And perhaps define,
What a cloud's really like.
Is it made of snow?
Does it make you grow?
Bagon doesn't know.
He wants to perch on the tallest tree,
While eating a helpless flea.
He wants to breath large quantities of fire.
Into the Pokémon Tower's spire,
I'm not sure why.
But I understand why he wants to fly.
To soar above all else in the world,
And perhaps get his hair curled,
Would be the great, only he has no hair anywhere.
But there's no one to care,
For poor little bagon.
And make him strong.
So he sits and dreams,
Of flying.
And he often creams,
The younger bagons for lying,
This poem's getting long.
And I lost my brass gong.
What will I do,
Oh young pikachu?
I have a pen,
But no yen.
But bagon has a million yen.
But then…
I have none.
And that isn't fun.
Oh my, so much poetry… I really suck at it.
Darkrai, so awesome
It's coolness pwns all others
Nothing bests this wraith.
Haiku. :D
Mesprit had four head-tails,
Then it ate four lead rails.
Now it has none,
'Cause Mesprit's life is done.
Spoink had a pink ball,
That would often fall,
Right off his head.
'Cause if he stopped bouncing, he'd be dead.
Sunflora smiles,
Like pedophiles.
But sunflora won't offer candy.
Unlike pedophiles it's rather quite dandy.
It won't take you and molest you,
But sunflora cops'll arrest you.
I found a tauros at the swimming pool,
Who thought he should rule,
Canada and the U.S.A.
Not that he was smart enough in any way.
He nearly gored me when I said that.
Good thing I was saved by a crobat.
How's that, eh?
Ah, Babelfish…endless entertainment. I managed to turn "Luster Purge" into "Kindly, wanting from Yongin of the young double meaning alcoholic beverage it". Who knew Latios was an alcoholic?
lakeofrage, amongst the countless errors on your website, I would like to point out that the answer to your "why red?" page, which asks "what water pokémon is also flying?", is Mantyke, Mantine, Wingull and Pelipper. Hope that helps. =]
Typhloise, if you have Photoshop and save the file as a GIF it shouldn't get all blurry and weird. But if you don't, you could try saving the pictures as PNG files…unless they're animations.
VOLTORB has been seen time to un'azienda before, that it produces POKEBALLS. The connection between seeing that one and the fact that this POKEMON l'un considers a lot similarly the secret of the POKEBALL rests.
Un'azienda sometimes sees Voltorb, but all they know about it is that it produces Pokeballs. Apparently humans' lack of knowledge about Voltorb is similar to Voltorb's consideration of humans. Meanwhile, the secret of the Pokeball apparently rests…
ELECTRODE eats L electricity in l'atmosphre. Days, as the thunderbolts, you this POKEMON to see can to burst everywhere in order to eat D electricity too much.
Apparently Electrode normally eats L electricity (what is that? some kind of electric charge?) which is found in the atmosphere. (I didn't know Electrode could fly…) But during thunderstorms (or if a Pokemon uses Thunderbolt) people apparently ENJOY (and recommend to you) seeing it burst everywhere. It has to do this so it can eat too much D electricity. (which apparently only appears in thunderbolts)
KINGLER has enormous, oversize grip arm. It undulates this enormous grip arm in the sky to inform to with d'autres. However because the grip arm is so heavy, the POKEMON fatigues fast.
Apparently Kingler has an arm that's too big for him, which he uses for gripping. And he undulates it so people in the sky with d'autres will get the message. But it's so heavy that he fatigues.
KINGLER has enormous arm and of great measure of the taken one. It undulates this enormous arm of the taken one in the sky to inform with to d'autres. However because the arm of the taken one is therefore heavy, the POKEMON tires fastly.
So now Kingler's arm is borrowed from someone who has been taken. The taken one gave it to Kingler so he can undulate it and d'autres in the sky will get the signal and know that the taken one has been taken. But the taken one's arms are much bigger than Kingler's, so Kingler gets tired soon.
If your nose becomes annoying, while slept, it's sure un'indicazione qu'un of these POKEMON over your shock-absorber is held and tried in order to eat your dream from your narici.
I read this in Babelfished. Apparently an annoying, slept nose indicates a Drowzee is on trial over your shock-absorber. And if the Drowsee loses, the judge eats the dream that you had at your narici.
Just in a couple of articles, the paragraphs do not start off with a capital.
I've been playing around with web design for a bit, but I'm confused with one part. I want to insert my pictures, but it won't let me insert them, because they're bitmap. It wants me to change them to GIF. However, when I do this, the pictures look weird and blurrier. How do I change this?
Blissey,
Was so prissy,
Because she wore pink,
I think.
Typhloise: Where are the mistakes can you name a few. And the Odd Page is a page with a changed layout like the backround might be pink and the border around the banner might be orange and one side bar white and the other lime green. It is just a page with a messed up layout. It is an origanall idea of mine. At least I think 0_o… I got a butterfree for spam prevention.
More rhyming!
Tyrouge,
Went on Vouge,
Where he took pictures,
Of lighting fixtures!
Spelled it wrong. Oops. Zubat!
Zubat,
Was very fat,
So he had liposuction,
Which caused a reduction,
In his flying,
But increased his chances of dieing.
(O.O)
Ugh, Dragonfree, you ought to change your splash screen text.
"Pokémon is (copyright) 1995-2008 Nintendo."
It's 2009 now.
I visited Lake of Rage. You know how you said you fixed all of the grammar mistakes? Well, there are a couple of capitalization errors. And spelling mistakes. And I don't get the "odd page" in the fun section.
Luvdisc,
Had a disc,
That had illegal movies,
Because they contained… um… Mammaries?
It's not my fault! I just happen to think of dirty rhymes! Maybe if I try a different spammifier…
Haracross,
Was covered with moss,
Which made him itchy,
And also bit…
Ugh.
Sorry Butterfree, I didn't notice. Hey, I'm working on putting me and Raikou's den on the internet. I'll post the link when it's done.
Raikou, shmaikou, I think it sucks, and i'm out of luck.
Hi, wassup? Let's see, wailmer… Wailmer, looking at a pail o' fur, thinking should I sail her, it needs a nail ther.Wait, I'll try again… Wailmer, fail fur, I like you, but not the loo? Boy, I suck at poetry.
"Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends." Let's be nice, okay?
